1. corporation develops software idea and releases it (think Facebook)
2. whether it’s “freeware”, subscription-based, or a one-time paid software, the user pays in one form or another (think Facebook selling user data to marketers, Basecamp, or Microsoft Office)
3. Hardcore users (opensource & general programming community) democratize the software, releasing under creative commons, GPL, or other licenses – free for public use (think Diaspora, Gimp, Open Office)
4. Initial program takes a slight usage hit but usually somewhat inconsequential (Firefox, Chrome)
5. The next big software idea rolls out, making older platforms obsolete

Since the whole Web 2.0 craze in the early 2000s, have been profiting from user data. Free services require registration so that the data can be sold to advertisers and other corporations that use it for whatever they are allowed by law (and sometimes, not allowed).

Users tend to be oblivious or apathetic to concerns of privacy, security, identity, and general exploitation thereof: This has to stop.

While I think business is good (and necessary), I think big business often neglects to see the whole picture and the detailed picture simultaneously. It neglects to respect users, or even identify them as people. Rather, it treats them as sources of income and statistical data – not expendable – afterall, they fuel the software – but not really human either.

How do we stop this?

We take over the last step. We replace the new software with already democratized software, written by the people, for the people. We don’t mine data or harvest identities. We build communities where creativity and capability are values learned early in childhood. And we stand up and fight for eachother; against greed, corruption, exploitation, malice, and all those things that split us apart.

Idealistic? Yes. Possible? Yes. Likely? We’ll see…

1. Right-click on the stickies icon in the taskbar hidden icons area
2. Select “About Stickies v7.0beta” – yours may say something different
3. A window will open. At the bottom, click the ellipsis (…) to go to the data directory folder
4. Right-click again on the stickies icon in the hidden icons area and select “Exit” to quit the program
5. Go to the data directory folder you just opened and duplicate the last file that contains usable data (you can usually tell if the file size is larger, or open it with a code editor and search for significant text)
6. Duplicate the backup file by copying and pasting it (ctrl+c, then ctrl+v)
7. Find the file stickies.ini in the data directory and rename it stickies.ini.old
8. Rename the file you copied stickies.ini
9. Restart your Stickies program, and you should be back in business

Mostly, it’s because I have learned, experienced, and accomplished more things recently than during any other time since childhood. In fact, it often reminds me of that period of my life: constant discovery, invention, failure, and recovery. Never, though, has my learning been in such a different area of knowledge: mostly farm related. I have also learned a lot more about food, programming, and design (three things I love, but already knew a lot about).

To give you a taste of my current life, here’s what I did over the past 2 days:

1. Tweaked the Barn Dance poster
2. Cooked a big pot of really delicious soup
3. Weeded a 300-foot bed of carrots, three rows deep
4. Integrated a client website with several social media plugins, including a language switching feature (between English and Arabic)
5. Read a book, the subject of which I am not allowed to disclose
6. Helped dig a 11′x12′ hole for the foundation of a wood-fired brick oven that we’re building over the next several weeks, pictures to come (the plans for which I modified to make a 3′x4′ cooking area)
7. Wrote an article for the farm newsletter, entitled “Who’s the Sauce?” (hint: not Tony Danza)
8. Learned a new song on guitar (Home, by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes)

Since moving here, I’ve also:

1. Driven a tractor
2. Produced maple syrup, from tapping trees to cooking down
3. Learned to drive stick shift
4. Built websites for several clients, with more lining up
5. Learned Drupal enough to build high-end, custom website templates and integrate modules
6. Become proficient with jQuery
7. Cooked for 50 people (with a little help from my friends)
8. Learned an incredible amount about organic and sustainable farming
9. Learned to run quickly through the woods
10. perfected my bread recipe
11. handled bees
12. pulled ticks off a dog
13. chased pigs and cows back to their pastures
14. picked raspberries
15. cooked meals with freshly picked produce
16. learned to become part of someone else’s family
17. helped with wine-making
18. harvested wild ramps from the woods
19. loaded hay into the barn
20. learned how to fingerpick on guitar
21. made nearly 2 gallons of raspberry jam
22. greatly improved my ping pong and pool skills
23. learned more about state and local politics than I ever expected to
24. hung out with a toddler, witnessed him seamlessly attach an initial fricative to the rest of a word which he previously pronounced in a toddler-variety of English.
25. butchered chickens

I’m sure there’s more that I’ve forgotten, and even more to come.

It’s been about a week since I got sick, as you’re well aware. One of the worst sinus infections I’ve ever had has also imbued me with an unexpected and very much unpleasant “treat”.

That is to say, something happened to me that I never could have anticipated. Prepare yourself for a tale of musicial mucous and chapping skin!

After blowing my nose constantly for 2 days, my flesh started to get dry and irritated. Naturally. For the following 4 days, I had been applying carmex regularly, to keep my nose and upper-moustache region that-oh-so-supple tenderness that it is used to.

Well. Somewhere in there, a hidden smidgen got on my eyelashes. At first I couldn’t figure out why they kept sticking together every time I blinked – afterall, I hadn’t realized it even had it on my finger.

After some detective work in front of the mirror and feeling the wet, almost waxy texture around my eye, I had a Eureka! moment (which was rather fitting, considering I had just watched a documentary on Archimedes). Ahem.

I proceeded to wash my eye with soap and warmish water, and hit the hay. Four hours later I woke up – gasping for air, as my throat and nasal passages had both filled entirely with a thick, disgusting mucous whose color you certainly don’t want me to describe – only to find my eyes were sealed shut with the gluey residue that clearly hadn’t washed off.

In my delirious awakened state, I wiped my lashes off with a towel. Minor success – back to bed. I awoke again, 4 hours later to a similar situation and finally fixed the problem.

1. Run the hot water, as hot as you can ******* stand.
2. Make gobs and gobs of lather with some bar-soap.
3. Rub the suds in really ******* hard.
4. Rinse with hot water.
5. Repeat at least 3 times.
6. Breathe a sigh of relief.

This, mind you, is after scouring the internet for a solution. Maybe my search query was trash. Maybe I couldn’t read with my eyes fused shut. I really don’t care. It’s done. Hopefully this will never happen to you again. If it does, you’re a total muppet, but at least you know what to do. Common sense isn’t so common after all, especially when you’re in a weird mental state.

Write back soon.

Love,
Your Jackass-self

The front page has a Views Slideshow Block that grabs node data from custom CCK types. These types contain an image to be displayed in the slideshow (but not the node itself) and a checkbox for enabling or disabling the node from appearing in the Slideshow Block. The slideshow images by default link to the nodes from which they were created.

The problem is linking to a page rendered by Views. Since I can’t add a field for the image or checkbox in a view page (not that I know of, let me know if I’m wrong on this) I had to figure out a different way. And I did, but not without further glitches.

I added the image and checkbox fields to my Page content type and created a node with the appropriate image. It appeared in the slideshow and linked to the page. I then tried several methods to redirect the alias to the correct page. First, the Path Redirect Module. Fail. Then, cpanel’s .htaccess redirect configuration tool. Fail. Then manual .htaccess configuration. Fail.

I don’t really know why the .htaccess failed – I have suspicions it has to do simply with Apache not updating, the fact that I have the Global Redirect Module installed, the clean url directives that already exist in the .htaccess file, or some similar url rewriting conflict.

In a pinch, I added this snippet of code to the body of the page I created:

<?php
 header("HTTP/1.1 301 Moved Permanently");
 header("Location: http://www.mysite.com/aliasname");
 exit();
 ?>

This delicious morsel did the trick, but not without a headache first. You’ll have to have access to posting PHP code, and post it as source, even if you select the PHP option.

I know, blasphemy – but we needed a quick fix and I got the job done.

Problem

Barrel-folded mailers generally require the two outer end-panels to be printed 180° to the angle of the main body copy. The top panel is where the return & mailing address go (the first flap you open), and other is inside the flap (the second flap you open). Thus, some text needed to be upside-down.

Solution

After fumbling through Word (I cringe as I capitalize it) I decided against flipping the text in the program, opting instead to flip the paper and slide the text to the bottom of the page. This achieved the desired result in much less time than searching through help or online. While this technique isn’t revolutionary, it is a good reminder to think beyond software and into the actual material you are printing on. A simple flip or fold could lead to a creative solution to a more complex problem.