10 Lists of Lists That People Who Enjoy Lists Will Find Amusing.

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  1. Something about white people
  2. An old relative’s asacerbic commentaries
  3. Annoyances of facebook, oy vey!
  4. Accidentally saying something about your dick to your mom, thanks to t9
  5. Coffee makes me do things!
  6. Foods that are making your favorite celebrity fat
  7. Why my political beliefs are more political-y than yours
  8. 9.
  9. See above.
  10. Ten. Ten items, ah ah ah.

That’s all I got. Thanks for visiting.

Fixing z-index object problems in Google Chrome using wmode

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Turns out that using z-index on html objects doesn’t work in Google Chrome! Luckily, there’s a quick fix – just add the following param to the object, add the z-index, and you should be good to go:

<param name="wmode" value="transparent">

What You Should Keep in Your Bike Tire Repair Kit

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Howdy folks. I was just working on my bike and decided to write a quick post about what to keep on you at all times while biking. Here goes.

I keep the small stuff  in an old, rectangular Altoids tin:

  1. patches – & contact cement if necessary
  2. emery/sand paper – to roughen up the tire rubber
  3. presta-schrader adapter – for gas station compressor, if you have presta valves.
  4. razor blades – to get out tough bits of glass/metal/rock/etc.
  5. money – for gas station air compressor, phone call, spare tube, food, etc. I have at least $3 in quarters, several singles (for change), and a $5 or $10 bill.

I keep the rest in my bag (either shoulder bag or seat bag):

  1. tire levers – 2 minimum. I usually have 3 on me.
  2. compact air pump – get one that has a small hose, especially if you stick with Presta valves. You’ll pay a little more, but the kind without the hose will break Presta valves somewhat easily. I personally avoid the CO2 pumps (the cost/benefit just doesn’t seem even close to worth it) – but if you have one, take spare CO2 tanks till you get it down.
  3. if you ride a bike with bolted skewers, make sure to have the appropriate wrench/es
  4. if your wheels won’t come off because your brakes are in the way – check to see if you have a quick release brake. If not, bring a tool to allow for easier removal of the wheel.

That’s all folks! Feel free to add/comment on what you take along on your rides.

Zombie Hedwig (Haiku #237)

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excited to see
Harry Potter kill the shit
out of Voldemort

User Testing Websites

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A few user testing websites – know of any others?

http://www.loop11.com/pricing/
http://www.optimalworkshop.com/chalkmark.htm
http://www.usertesting.com/
http://www.userzoom.com/

How to trigger a jQuery Plugin (fancybox) if URL match

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I currently work for a venue – often times we have shows with multiple acts, so we need to list set times for each artist. Easy enough: I can write a modal-type pop-up window using fancybox that opens when the user clicks a link (“DJ Showtimes here“, for example). But say you want to send an email that links to that list? Since most email clients, web- or desktop-based, don’t allow javascript, I needed to trigger the click based on the URL. Here’s my solution (using a custom jQuery function to avoid conflicts with other libraries in use):


$j('#various2').fancybox({'hideOnContentClick': true, 'hideOnOverlayClick': true, 'showCloseButton': true, 'scrolling': 'auto'}); /* use id of link for fancybox selector */
/* necessary to set if-statement within page ready or load event */
$j(document).ready(function() {
if(document.location.href.indexOf('#various2')>-1){ /* check for anchor text in URL */
$j('#various2').fancybox().trigger('click'); /* chain click trigger on to previously written fancybox declaration */
}});
$j('#fancybox-wrap').css({'margin':'20px auto'}) /* set css for wrapper; safari was centering the inline element to the position of the #various2 element, which was at the top of the page. This resets to 20px top/bottom and in the middle horizontally */

My link looks like this:

DJ Set Times Here

and my content is wrapped with:


CONTENT HERE

Easy, peasy.

Google Analytics Links & Resources

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gleaned from http://appsumo.com/googlevid/ (must sign up to gain access to [temporarily free] video!

Campaign Tracking Overview:
http://cutroni.com/blog/2006/11/10/google-analytics-campaign-tracking-pt-0-an-overview/

Google Analytics URL Builder:
http://www.google.com/support/analytics/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=55578

Goals & Funnels:
http://www.google.com/support/analytics/bin/answer.py?answer=55515&hl=en

Site Search:
http://www.google.com/support/analytics/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=75817

Google Analytics: Power User Guide:
http://blog.vkistudios.com/index.cfm/2009/6/5/The-Google-Analytics-Power-User-Guide

50 Resources for Getting the Most Out of Google Analytics
http://blog.kissmetrics.com/50-resources-for-getting-the-most-out-of-google-analytics/

The Huge Collection of Google Analytics Tips
http://www.searchenginejournal.com/the-huge-collection-of-google-analytics-tips/7426/

Google Analytics YouTube Channel
http://www.youtube.com/googleanalytics

Blogs about Google Analytics

The Official Google Analytics Blog
http://analytics.blogspot.com/index.html

Advanced Web Metrics
http://www.advanced-web-metrics.com/blog/

Google Analytics Results
http://www.googleanalyticsresults.com/

Luna Metrics Blog
http://www.lunametrics.com/blog/

Analytics Talk
http://www.cutroni.com

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